Firstly, I salute you for appreciating the power of performance art.
Staying in character as your male alter-ego Jo Calderone for the entire night was no mean feat, and your monologue as Jo before you launched into 'You and I' was an incisive, ballsy way to add fuel to the fire of accusations levelled against you every day " in particular questions about your identity and genuineness. It also was a courageous way to challenge notions of not only gender and sexuality, but sex appeal. Jo's a bit hot too...
Secondly, I salute you for bringing Brian May out on stage with you. It was a pleasure seeing him in action again.
Thirdly, I salute you for saying the words "no matter gay, straight, bi, lesbian, transgender " you were born this way" during your acceptance speech for the 'Best Female Video' moonman.
And to Kelly Osbourne, who made the absurd suggestion that Gaga copied Annie Lennox, who in 1984 performed 'Sweet Dreams Are Made of This' dressed as a man... I swear, next you'll be accusing her or ripping off the Ancient Egyptians, who first invented wigs to protect their shaved, hairless heads from the sun. Or is she guilty of plagiarising human kind for walking in her next video clip?
Or maybe this is the next headline?
"LADY GAGA ACCUSED OF COPYING CAVEMEN FOR USING FIRE ON STAGE!"
Jealousy really is a curse.
Sleepy early morning passengers on a flight from Moscow's biggest airport to London must have thought they were having a wet dream when a drunken Russian woman staged an erotic dance on the plane.
But the spoil-sport crew on the 7am flight from Domodedovo airport to London decided to actually return to Moscow as the woman, 39, a native of the Russian region of Tatarstan, was deemed to be causing an inconvenience to passengers, the RIA Novosti news agency reported.
"The woman was in a state of insobriety, inconveniencing the passengers, taking off their glasses and dancing erotic dances," a spokesman for transport police said, quoted by the news agency.
The crew then announced that after just 15 minutes of flight the plane was turning back.
On arrival, the woman was arrested and taken to a local hospital to be examined.
A man has been arrested in Naples, Florida after shaving his girlfriend's hair while she was sleeping.
According to the Naples News , David Bustos got in a fight with his girlfriend, and he was pretty furious when he left her.
So later that night, Bustos broke into her house with a electric clipper and started shaving her hair. As you do.
The girl awoke to her boyfriend jabbing the buzzer into her head, causing a cut. The victim kicked her boyfriend off her, and he ran away.
Bustos was later arrested at home and now faces domestic battery charges.
Britney Spears should date him " that way she won't have to shave her head by herself every again.
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