As Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver come to terms with the fallout from the revelation that he fathered a "love child" out of wedlock with a member of his household staff, the rest of us are being forced to come to terms with that term in general: "love child." It kind of makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little.
To me, "love child" implies love. I know, I am such a purist. Silly, silly me. When I see the word "love," I think of, well, love. Who doesn't? And nothing says love like the woman you step out on your wife and family for and the child you both hide for a decade. Am I right or am I right?
Actually, love child is just one of many hives-inducing ways to discuss sex that kind of make me want to hurl. For instance, do you say " making love "? Or call the person with whom you " make love " your " lover "?
If so, ew. Here are 10 alternatives you may want to consider:
So, here you go. Ten ways to ask your "LOVER" to "MAKE LOVE" without making him vomit in the process.
Do you hate "make love" too?
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